On April 4, 2004, at 4:44 and 44 seconds (am or pm, take your pick) I will be in complete control of the universe! Muahahahahahahahaha! All bow before my awesome power for during those two seconds during the day that I hold the destiny of all in my hand. (If you don't do it during the first one I'll get you when the second one comes around!) For two glorious second's I will be supreme ruler of all that I survey, and I survey you! Muahahahaha (maniacal laughter continues and then fades off into creepy, ominous silence.)